khushbuon ka to sirf...
Raat hogi to chand B duhai dega,
Khayalo me vo chehra B dikhai dega;
Ye mahobbat hai jara soch kr krna,
Jo ek Aanshu B gira to sunai dega....
Dil lagana chod diya humne
aanso bahana chod diya humne .
bahut kha chuke dhokhe pyar me,
muskurana isliye chod diya humne.
khushbuon ka to sirf ehsaas hota hai,
Dil to Dil ke pass hota hai,
har baat ko juban se kehna mumkin nahi,
sache pyaar ki pehchaan to bas vishwaas hota hai.
7 Promises of hindu marriage
Men:-
You will offer me food and be helpful in every way. I will cherish you and provide welfare and happiness for you and our children.
Women:-
I am responsible for the home and all household responsibilities.
Men:-
Together we will protect our house and children.
Women:-
I will be by your side as your courage and strength. I will rejoice in your happiness. In return, you will love me solely.
Men:-
May we grow wealthy and prosperous and strive for the education of our children. May our children live long.
Women:-
I will love you solely for the rest of my life, as you are my husband. Every other man in my life will be secondary. I vow to remain chaste.
Men:-
You have brought sacredness into my life, and have completed me. May we be blessed with noble and obedient children.
Women:-
I will shower you with joy, from head to toe. I will strive to please you in every way I can.
Men:- You are my best friend, and staunchest well-wisher. You have come into my life, enriching it. God bless you.
Women:-
I promise to love and cherish you for as long as I live. Your happiness is my happiness, and your sorrow is my sorrow. I will trust and honor you, and will strive to fulfill all your wishes.
Men:-
May you be filled with joy and peace.
Women:-
I will always be by your side.
Men:-
We are now husband and wife, and are one. You are mine and I am yours for eternity.
Women:-
As God is witness, I am now your wife. We will love, honor and cherish each other forever.
Karenge Tumse Hum Wafa...
Karenge Tumse Hum Wafa Har Ghadi,
Kabhi Shikayat Ka Mauka Na Denge.
Hanste-Hanste Guzarenge Zindgi Ka Har Lamha,
Kabhi Ruthne Ka Mauka Na Denge...
Gamo Ki Barsaat Samete Betha Hu,
Kisi Bewfa Se Dhoka Khaye Betha Hu.
Jane Kab Dega Upparwala Maut Mujhe,
Khuda Ke Bharose Aas Lagaye Betha Hu...
Mohbbat K Naam Pe Humse Khela Gya,
Arman Bhare Khwab Saja ke Toda Gya.
Kyu Na Hanse Duniya Sari Hum Pe,
Jabki Dil Ko Mere Khilone Se Behlaya Gaya...
Pyar naam h sukh dukh...
Pyar naam h sukh dukh ki kahani ka,
pyar raaz h sda muskurane ka.
ye koi pal bhar ki pechaan nahi,
pyar saath hai umar bhar nibhane ka..
Muskurati Ankho Se Afsana Likha Tha,
Shayd Apka Meri Zndgi Me AAna Likha Tha.
Taqder To Deko Mere Ansuon Ki,
Inka Bhi Apki Yad Me Beh Jana Likha Tha..
Dil Me Jaga D To Dil Tod Gye,
Bepanha Mohbbat Ki To Bewafaie Kr Gye.
Taras Na Aaya Unhe Humari Wafaon Pe,
Islye Tadapne K Liye Tanha Chhod Gye..
Tum Rehna Sada k Liye..
Karoge yaad ek din dosti k zamane ko,
hum chale jaynge ek din wapis na ane ko,
zikr jab ched dega koi mehfil me humara,
chale jaoge tanhai me aansoo bahane ko!
Tum Rehna Sada k Liye,
Main Zinda Hoon bas esi dua k Liye.
Kar Lena Lakhoon Shikvey hum Say Magar,
Kabhi khafa Na Hona Khuda k liya...
Har raat diye ki roshani se saja rakhi h.
Humne hwa se bhi shart laga rakhi h.
Na jane ab tum guzro ge kaha se.
Hum ne her gali pholoo se saja rakhi h.
Gham Mein Hasne Walon Ko Rulaya Nahi Jata,
Lehron Se Pani Ko Hataya Nahi Jata,
Honay Wale Ho Jate Hain Khud He Apne,
Kisi Ko Keh Kar Apna Banaya Nahi Jata.
Missing Shayari, Mohabbat Shayari
Teri yaad ne bura haal kr dia,
tanhai me gena dushbar kr dia,
socha jo tumhe yad na krain to,
is dil ne dhadkne se inkar kr dia.!
Meri mohabbat ki itni c kahani h,
Tuti hoi kashti ruka hua pani h,
Ek gulab unki ketab me dam tod chuka hai,
Or unko yaad hi nahi k ye kis ki nishani hai.
Samandar ki reit hathon main samai nhi jati,
Dilon ki mohabat labon se batai nhi jati,
Ki jati hai sirf unse Mohabbat,
Jinse dil ki koi baat chupai nhi jati.
Judai Aapki
Judai aapki rulati rahegi,
yaad aapki aati rahegi,
pal pal jaan jati rahegi,
jab tak jism mein hai jaan har saans ye rishta nibhati rahegi.
Raaz dil ka dil mein chupate hai wo,
samne aate hi nazar jhukate hai wo,
Baat karte nahi, ya hoti nahi,
par sukar h jab bhi milte hai muskurate h wo.
Zindagi Me Kuch Lamhein Khaas Ban Gaye,
Mile To Mulaqat Ban Gaye,
Bichhre To Yaad Ban Gaye,
or Jo Dil Se Na Gaye,Wo AAP Ban Gaye.
Pyar Kisise Kro...
Mana k hum itne SWEET k Sugar ho jaye,
itne Salty nai k BP bad jaye,
itne Tasty nai k Aadat ho jaye,
par hum itne Kadve bhi nhi k hmari YAAD na aye...
Pyar Kisise Kro Rushwai Milegi,
Wfa Kro Chahe Jitni Bewafai Milegi,
Chahe Jitna Kisiko Sapne Me Bula Lo,
Jb Ankhe Khologe To Tnhai Milegi....:)
Hum Tadfte hai unki Yaad me,
Dil rota h unki Fariyaad me,
Aye Khuda dekha de ek baar Surat unki,
Kahi Dum na nikal jaye un ke INTEZAR me...
Tum Mohbbat Ka Jazba Bana Lo Mujhe,
Dil De ke Dil Me Basa Lo Mujhe,
Meri Aashiqi Maangti hai Tumse sirft,
Tum Dil Me Kahin Chhupa Lo Mujhe...
SMS For Fun
Teacher-Gandhi jayanti k bare m bto .
Boy- Gandhi ji mast solid aadmi tha.pr maa kasam apun nhi janta k Jayanti k sath uska kya lafda tha.....:)
Santa Ki Shadi Ek Nurse Se Hui.
Banta : Kaisi Nibh Rahi Hai?
Santa: Puch Mat Yaar!!!
Jab Tak Sister Na Kaho Bolti Hi Nahi...hahahhahahaa..:)
Santa Kapde Utaar Kar Exam Likhne Laga.
Examiner- Tumne Kapde Kyo Utaare ?
Santa- Paper Me Likha Hai- Answer In Brief...:)
Santa Darwaze Par Khada Hokar Exam De Raha Tha.
Ek Aadmi Ne Pucha: Yaha Kyo Khade Ho?
Santa : Mai Entrance Test De Raha Hu....:)
Santa Gangubai Ke Ghar Jata Hai, Darwaza Khatkhatata Hai.
Gangu bhai: Kaun?
Santa: Main.
Gangu bhai: Main Kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangu bhai.
Funny SMS
Koi khushiyo ki chahat me roya,
koi dukho ki panaah se roya,
ajeeb sil-sila hai ye 'Pyar' ka,
koi bharose ke liye roya,
aur koi bharosa kar k roya.
Santa Ne Apna Driving License Mitti Me Gaad Diya.
Banta- Tumne Aisa Kyo Kiya?
Santa- Wo Expire Ho Gaya Tha...:)
Santa- Nav Me Chhed!! Kya Karu?
Banta- Ek Aur Chhed Kar De.
Pehle Wale Chhed Par Andar Aur Dusre Par Bahar Likh De....:)
Free NAVRATRI SMS
Lakshmi ka Hath ho,Saraswati ka Sath ho,Ganesh ka niwas ho,
aur maa Durga ke
Aashirwad se Aapke jeevan mai prakash hi prakash ho….
"HAPPY NAVRATRI"
PYAR KA TARANA UPHAR HO,KHUSHIYO KA NAZRANA BESHUMAR HO,
NA RAHE KOI GAM KA
EHSAS; AISA Navratra UTSAV IS saal ho, , . .
"HAPPY NAVRATRI".
“Maa ki jyoti se prem milta hai, sabke dilo ko marm milta hai, jo bhi jata hai MAA ke dwar , kuch na kuch jarur milta hai. ”
"SHUBH NAVRATRI."
Fun Time...
Mareej- Mujhe Neend Nahi Aati.
Dr- Kyo?
Mareej- Raat 12 Baje Tak Mai Neend Ka Intezar Karta Hu, Fir Thak Kar So Jata Hu...:)
Sonu Ne Apne 6Month K Baby Ki Brthday Party Arrnge Kr Li,
Kisi Ne Pucha-6Month K Baby Ki Brthday Kaise,
Sonu-Me Semester System Ko Follow Krta Hu.....:)
Dil Karta Hai K Tere Nazuk Hoto Ko Chum Lu
Wah Wah
Dil Karta Hai K Tere Nazuk Hoto Ko Chum Lu
Par
Teri Behti Nak Ne Irada Badal Diya
Very Funny
Ek Admi Sadhu Se Bola,Meri Biwi Bahut Pareshan Karti Hai,
Koi Upay Batao.Sadhu Bola,Saale Upay Hota 2 Mai Sadhu Kyo Banta..:)
hahahahahhahaha
Dada : Beta,Andar Se Mere Dant to Le Aa.
Sonu : Par Dadaji Abhi Roti to Bani Nahi.
Dada : Samne Wali Budhiya Ko Smile Deni Hai..:)
Boy to Girl : Mere Sath Dance Karogi?
Girl : Mai Bacche Ke Sath Dance Nahi Karti.
Boy : Sorry Mujhe Pata Nahi Tha Ki Tum Pregnent Ho.. :)
Very Funny SMS
Judge- Tumhari Itani Himmat Ki Tumne Din-Dahade Chori Ki?
Chor- Kya Karu Saab! Raat Me Mujhe Bahut Neend Aati Hai.
Judge- Bolo Tum Kaun Sa Dand Lena Chahoge?
30 Din Ki Jail Ya 3000 Rupaye?
Chor- Main 3000 Rupaye Lena Pasand Karunga.
Employee : Sir Meri Salary Badha Do Meri Shadi Ho Gai Hai.
Boss : Factory K Bahar Hone Wale Hadse Ke Liye Factory Jimmewar Nahi.
Ek Bathroom Me Likha Tha : Paani Nahi Hai,
Parantu Kagzi Kaarvayi Poori Kar Ke Jayen.... :)
hahahahahahhahaha..:)
Funny Jokes
Judge : U R Crossing D Limits.
Lawyer : Kaun Saala Aisa Kehta Hai?
Judge : How Dare U Call Me Saala?
Lawyer : My Lord, I Said Kn 'Sa Law' Khta H? ..:)
Judge :- Tumne Samaj Ke Liye Kaun Sa Bhala Kam Kiya?
Muzrim : Hamare Karan Hi Police Aur Adalat Me Lakhon Logo Ko Naukari Mili Hui Hai.
Judge : Tum Jaante Ho Jhooth Bolkar Kahan Jaoge?
Chor : Narak Me. Judge: Aur Sach Bolkar?
Chor : Jail Me......hahahahha...:)
Judge : Ghadi Churane Ka Arop Siddh Nahi Ho Paane Par Apko Bari Kiya Jata Hai.
Chor : Yani Mai Ab Wah Ghadi Pehan Sakta Hu? ...:)
Funny SMS
Malik: Uff, Maine Tumhe Na Jane Kis Ghadi Me Naukri Par Rakha Tha?
Naukar: Malik, Apne Mujhe Ghdi Me Nahi Balki Apni Dukan Me Naukari Pr Rkha.
Lali: Mere Khayal Se Kisi Bhi Mahila Ke 35 Ke Bad Bachche Nahi Hone Chahie.
Doli: Bilkul Sahi, Mera Bhi Yahi Sochna Hai Ki 35 Bchche Hi Kafi hai.... :)
Kanjush Ram Apni Pregnant Biwi Ko Pizza Hut Lekar Gaya.
Kyo??
Kyonki Unke Wahan Free Delivery Ki Facility Hai. .. :)
Jyotishi- 35 Ki Umra Tak Tum Dukhi Rahoge.
Champat- Uske Baad?
Jyotishi- Fir Tumhe Aise Hi Jeene Ki Aadat Pad Jayegi..:)
Love Shayari
If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me
if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again
if no 1 cares 4 u that means i am not in this world.
*Cute Husband's Love Quote about his Wife*
"Even my child started 2 Walk without any SUPPORT..
But,
My Wife still holds my Hand while walking.
You are like the sunshine so warm,
You are like sugar, so sweet. .
You are like you
And that's the reason why i love you...
Best Shayari
Morning i do not eat Because i think of you
At noon i do not eat Because i think of you
Evening i do not eat Because i think of you
Night i do not sleep Because i am Hungry!
U must be a good Runner Because u r always Running in my Mind,
u must be a good Thief Because u have stolen my Heart
& i am always a Bad shooter Because i miss u always.
Friendship must be like eyes,
Because they move together,
They see together,
They sleep together,
But they never like 2 see tears of each other.
Funny Shayari
Kissing is d Best Practice 4 Lips,
It keeps the Lips
Wet, soft, Flexible and Reddish Pink.
So alwz keep kissng
To
Sweet Children Only.. :D
Morning i do not eat bcz i think of u
At noon i do not eat bcz i think of u
Evening i do not eat bcz i think of u
Night i do not sleep bcz i m Hungry!.. :D
U must be a good Runner Bcoz u r always Running in my Mind,
u must be a good Thief Bcoz u hav stolen my Heart
& i m always a Bad shooter Bcoz i miss u always.
Once people told me love is true
i did not believe it till i found u
Now that u r gone, I m going crazy
I wish u were here n tell me"I LOVE U"
Best Shayari
Some times the world gives so many Reasons 2hate it
but when ever it happens i just stop n Think of U n say
"How can i Hate dis world wen U r a Part of it.
Every second God Remembers u,
Every minute God bless u,
Every hour God cares 4u Bcz
Every day i pray God 2 take care of u.
Quote by a hurted flirt*
"I lost my life when i was in love
So i m searching life now
Bcz i lost my Love now..
Whenever we find d key 2 success,
Some idiots change d lock...
So, 4get d key... Learn 2 break d Doors!
Then you will rock d world.
Missing Shayari
Life is 4 living, i live 4u.
Songs r 4 singing, i sing 4u.
Love is 4 caring, i care 4u.
Angels r 4 keeping, can i keep u?
Do u knw abt d things which live after death?
Eyes 31 minutes
Brain 10 mnts
Legs 4 hours
Skin 5 days
Heart 10 mnts
Bones 30 days
LOVE- 4EVER.
Boy purposed a Girl, she rejected.
He was not sad so friends asked Y u don't feel?
Boy: Ya should i feel? Lost 1 who never Loved me.
C lost d 1 who really Love her.
Every second God Remembers u,
Every minute God bless u,
Every hour God cares 4u bcz
Evry day i pray God 2 take care of u...
Funny SMS
A good Friend is like a computer
he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself
in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles
and never DELETE you from his heart.
I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming
Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya..
