Bt Does't luv me Who Dies 4 her Evryday
God Replied
Salaa.. Kya Dialog mara Phir se bol
Bago me phool khilte rahenge
Raat me diye jalte hi rahenge
Dua he RAB se aap khush rahe hamesa
Baki Jeena Haraam to hum karte hi rahenge
Raat me diye jalte hi rahenge
Dua he RAB se aap khush rahe hamesa
Baki Jeena Haraam to hum karte hi rahenge
cat-how old r u ?.
elephant- 5yr.
cat-bt u look big,
elephant-i m a complan boy,
cat-i m 30yr,
elephant -bt u look so small,
cat-jhandu kesari jevan badti umar mano tham se jaye .
elephant- 5yr.
cat-bt u look big,
elephant-i m a complan boy,
cat-i m 30yr,
elephant -bt u look so small,
cat-jhandu kesari jevan badti umar mano tham se jaye .
Qualified MBA Marketing Student
married a girl.
After 1 year of tough life with her,
finally
...
... he got angry & Sent a note to his
father-in-law:
"Your Product is Not According To
My Requirements"
The smart Father-in-Law replied:
1 year Warranty expired.
Company is not responsible.:P
married a girl.
After 1 year of tough life with her,
finally
...
... he got angry & Sent a note to his
father-in-law:
"Your Product is Not According To
My Requirements"
The smart Father-in-Law replied:
1 year Warranty expired.
Company is not responsible.:P
Teacher-Bade ho kar kya banoge
Snta-Papa kehte h jitna chahe padho
wo nahi ban sakate jochahte ho
Teacher-Kya banna chahte ho
Snta-Lady Doctor
Snta-Papa kehte h jitna chahe padho
wo nahi ban sakate jochahte ho
Teacher-Kya banna chahte ho
Snta-Lady Doctor
Madam
Is line ko do lafzo me Bolo
Me Apse pyar krta hu
Santa:Teri meri meri teri prem kahani he mushkil
Do lafzo me ye baya Na ho paye
Is line ko do lafzo me Bolo
Me Apse pyar krta hu
Santa:Teri meri meri teri prem kahani he mushkil
Do lafzo me ye baya Na ho paye
Kabhi pasand na aye sath mera to bata dena ae Dost e BhALOO"
"ham dil pe pathar rakh k tumhein goli maar dengay
(,'')__,=- - - \('-')/
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thaa
thaa thaa dishu:-/
"(:oye isko bori:)"
,,,mai dal de,,, :-)...!
"ham dil pe pathar rakh k tumhein goli maar dengay
(,'')__,=- - - \('-')/
/) ) ( (
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thaa
thaa thaa dishu:-/
"(:oye isko bori:)"
,,,mai dal de,,, :-)...!
Santa ne jalate hue makan se 6 logo ko apani jaan pe khelkar Bahar Nikala
Fir bhi usako jail ho gayi
Kyu
kyu
ki wo sab Firebrigade wale the
Fir bhi usako jail ho gayi
Kyu
kyu
ki wo sab Firebrigade wale the
Mere pyar ko Bewfai ka inam de gaya
Mere Dil ko yaado ka Paigam de gaya
maine kaha mere Dil me Dard hi
To Wo JHANDU BAM de gaya
Mere Dil ko yaado ka Paigam de gaya
maine kaha mere Dil me Dard hi
To Wo JHANDU BAM de gaya
Teacher: When was Rome built?
Pupil: At night.
Teacher: Why did you say that?
Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
Pupil: At night.
Teacher: Why did you say that?
Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
She: Hi Baby ^.^
Him: Hi My lovely .. (Sending fails)
She: Are u here?
Him: Yes Yes im here (sendingfa ils)
...
She: Are u ignoring me or what!!!
Him: Honey im not... Im right here... / / (Sending
fails)
She: It s over; dont u ever talk to me again!
Him : Damn ! Go to hell :@>-<! (Message sent :P ;D :\
Him: Hi My lovely .. (Sending fails)
She: Are u here?
Him: Yes Yes im here (sendingfa ils)
...
She: Are u ignoring me or what!!!
Him: Honey im not... Im right here... / / (Sending
fails)
She: It s over; dont u ever talk to me again!
Him : Damn ! Go to hell :@>-<! (Message sent :P ;D :\
Grl: I love you
Boy: I love you to
Grl: kitna pyar karate ho?
Boy: Jitna tum karti ho
Grl: kamine Iska matalab tu b time paas kr rha hai
Boy: I love you to
Grl: kitna pyar karate ho?
Boy: Jitna tum karti ho
Grl: kamine Iska matalab tu b time paas kr rha hai
1 child wrote letter 2 Shiv g
Dear Shiv
plz mujhe 1 cycle de do
mujhe isaki bhut jrurat h
7 din me cycle n milane par wo mandir gya
or Ganesh ji ki murti utha laya or Shiv g ko letter likha
MR SHIV
Aapka beta mere kabje me h agr apna beta chahiye to kal 12PM mandir k piche cycle le k aa jana
Dear Shiv
plz mujhe 1 cycle de do
mujhe isaki bhut jrurat h
7 din me cycle n milane par wo mandir gya
or Ganesh ji ki murti utha laya or Shiv g ko letter likha
MR SHIV
Aapka beta mere kabje me h agr apna beta chahiye to kal 12PM mandir k piche cycle le k aa jana
Man- Wat's ur Dad name
Boy- His Name is LAUGHING
Man- Ur Mother's Name
Boy- SMILING
Man- U must b Kidding
Boy- No, Dat's my Brother I m Joking
Boy- His Name is LAUGHING
Man- Ur Mother's Name
Boy- SMILING
Man- U must b Kidding
Boy- No, Dat's my Brother I m Joking
Man Tumhe thand lage to kya karte ho
kanjus Mombati k pas beth jata hu
Man aur jada thand lage to kya karte ho
Kanjus Mombati jala leta hu
kanjus Mombati k pas beth jata hu
Man aur jada thand lage to kya karte ho
Kanjus Mombati jala leta hu
A Girl calls the Help Desk to complain a computer problem.
Girl: When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. Whatz the joke?
Help Desk: Dear Mam, those stars are to protect you, so that if a person standing behind u, they can't read your password.
Girl: Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me
Girl: When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. Whatz the joke?
Help Desk: Dear Mam, those stars are to protect you, so that if a person standing behind u, they can't read your password.
Girl: Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me
I hv saved my Grl Frnds Number As BATTERY LOW
So,
Whenever she calls & Im not around,
My Mom plugs my Phone 2 charger
Unknowingly :-)
So,
Whenever she calls & Im not around,
My Mom plugs my Phone 2 charger
Unknowingly :-)
Wife- Look A thief has entered our House & eating the Cake prepared by Me
Husband- Oh my God
Whom should i CALL?
POLICE or AMBULANCE
Husband- Oh my God
Whom should i CALL?
POLICE or AMBULANCE
Santa call to FM Radio I hv found wallet with Rs 15000 of Mr. Shyam
RJ Sir u want to return it
Santa Nahi re I want 2 dedicate a sad song 4 him
RJ Sir u want to return it
Santa Nahi re I want 2 dedicate a sad song 4 him
A boy was driving a car on a Highway. A girl on scooty overtook him.
Boy shouted, “Buffalo”
Girl turned back & shouted, “Pig, donkey, Monkey, Stupid boy”
Suddenly she met with an accident. She was hit by a buffalo crossing the road.
MORAL: “Girls never understand what a boy wants to say''
Boy shouted, “Buffalo”
Girl turned back & shouted, “Pig, donkey, Monkey, Stupid boy”
Suddenly she met with an accident. She was hit by a buffalo crossing the road.
MORAL: “Girls never understand what a boy wants to say''
U think of me and I think of U
When v both think of each other
Do u knw what it means?
It means..
V both have no work to do
Dono bekar
When v both think of each other
Do u knw what it means?
It means..
V both have no work to do
Dono bekar
Husband texts to wife on cell..
"Hi, What r u doing Darling?"
Wife: I'm dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types
"Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"
Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair..
"Husband: "Bloody English Language!
"Hi, What r u doing Darling?"
Wife: I'm dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types
"Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"
Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair..
"Husband: "Bloody English Language!
Fees mafi k liye Application;
To,
The Principal
High School
Sir,
Baat ye hai k mere papa ne mujhe fees k liye 500 diye the.
100 ki doston k sath film daikh li... 150 ki botles or smosay kha liye...
50 ka GIRLFRIEND ko Easy recharge diya.... 200 Ka ENGLISH wali teacher py shrt lga di... Main smjhta tha k unka chkar sirf math's wali Sir k sath hai... Par Unka CHAKAR AAp k Sath b aiy...
Ab AAP k pass 2 hi Raste hain
1= meri fees maaf kr do
ya
2=mein aap ka raz fash kr don
your obedintly Student
PAPU :ppppp
Unknown call..
He: do u have a boyfriend?
She: yes, who are u?
He: I'm your brother ! Just wait till i come home!!/:):D=D
Another unknown call
He : do u have a boyfriend ?
She : no no I don't
He : what ? :O I'm ur boyfriend , u just break my heart
She : no no no darling I'm sorry I though u r my brother
He : =D right ! I'm ur brother Just wait till I come home , i'll show u later .....
High Level Insult
Aik bacha park mai bench pe betha
1 k bad 1 toffee kha rha tha.
Pas bethi 1 orat boli:
Jo ziada metha khatay hen
wo jaldi mar jatay hen.
Boy:
ap ko malum hay meri dadi ki age 106 saal thi.
Orat:
wo metha kam khati hongi.
Boy:
nahi,
Wo apny kaam se kaam rakhti thi...:P :D
Abhishek Saaf Karne Gaya!!
Itne Me Baby Ne Kaha
Mujh Per Ek Ehsaan Karna, Ki Mujh Per Koi Ehsaan Mat Karna..!!
What is the Difference between Falling frOm 10th floOr and 1st floOr .. ??
From 10th floOr ..
AAAAAAAAAAAA dhup
FrOm 1st floOr..
Dhup ..AAAAAAAAAAA
CAUTION,Jokes Ahead:-):-)
A little boy wanted Rs500, so he prayed 4 weeks, but nothing happened.
Finally he decided 2 write a letter 2 God requesting Rs500.
... When post office staff received a letter addressed 2 God, they forwarded it 2 the President.
President was so amused, she instructed her secretary 2 send the little boy Rs 500.
As she thought Rs500 would be a lot of money for him she sended Rs 200.
The little boy was delighted wit Rs200 & decided 2 write a thank u note 2 God.
'Dear God, Thank u very much 4 sending d money. However,
I noticed dat u ev sent it through 'Rashtrapati Bhavan' & those corrupt donkeys ate my 300 rupees! :/ :P
Gabbar: are oh sambha ye kon log he jo SMS nahi karte
Sambha: sardar ye woh log hai jo miss call karne ke bad b balance check karte hai
Jailer- Tum jail me kuyn ho?
Santa- Maine Bank Luta. Lekin Paise wahi ginane lag gaya Qki waha likha tha Counter Chhodne se pehale paisa Gin lo
Ek moti Aurat ne chor pakra or
us k uper baith gayi or naukar se
kaha- ja police ko bula
Naukar : Meri chappal kahan hai ?
Chor bola abey meri pehan le or jaldi ja....lolz
