Santa Banta Ek Din Park Mein Bethe
The
.
.Achanak Se Santa Ek Ladki
Ko Dekh Ke Bola.
Santa: “Yaar Bantya, Wo Ladki Kitni
Sundar Hai”
Banta: “Mujhe Uska Naam Pata Hai”
Santa Hairani Se: “Achha Kya Naam
Hai Uska?”
Banta: “Wo Bank Mein Kaam Karti
Hai, Uske Counter Ke Upar Uska
Naam Likha Tha
.
…
.
Chaalu Khaata“

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere laakhoon
rupaye fase huye hain

Girl is So Clever......... ..
Boy :- Janu ab tum change ho gayiho.
Girl :- Wo kyun ?
Boy :- Ab main tumhe KISS karta huto tum
Eyes Close Nahi Karti.
Girl :- Haramkhor Pichli Bar Close ki thi
to Mere Purse se 100 Rs. Gayab The.:@
HaHaHaHa

Boy to Girl Before Exam :- Hey All
The Best

Girl :- Same To You
But Girl Scored 80% Marks And Boy Failed.

Moral :- Only Boys Wish With True Heart :P

Rubel Kaun Banega Crorepati Main:
Question: What is you father name?
Rubel: Plz Options?
a. Dilawar
b. Changez
c. Feroz
d. Sultan
Rubel: Life line-50/50
a. Dilawar
c. Feroze
Pathan: Audience Vote.
75% Dilawar
25% Feroze
Rubel: I want to use My last life line “Phone a friend.”
Kisse call karengy?
Rubel: Apne baap dilawar ko!

1 Gaon me kisi buzurg ke mar jane
se School me chutti ho gayi,
.
.
.
... School se aate waqt Bacchon ne
do Buzurgo ko dekha to ek bola :-
.
.
Dekh,do chutti or ghoom rahi
h....:-):-)
lolzz

HEIGHT of FB addiction-
Boy updates his status-I am onlineon fb during lectures..hahah a
Professor comments-
... Get out of d class ryt nw..Principal likes d comment..
Friend commented-
Jaldi aa yaar,Cafe me item hai.. :D
Gate keeper commented-
Sab pehle idhar aa ke apni bikes lock kar dein..
Mom commented-
Nalayak class nai kar raha to chup chap sabzi leke ghar wapas aa ja..
Dad commented-
Dekh lo apne bete ki harkatein..
Gf commented-
I hate u..mujhe kaha tha ki papa ka accident ho gaya,wo hospital me hai..Mil nai sakta..
Dad commented-
Manhoos tu ghar aa...batata hu tujhe nalayak.. :